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Oh brilliant, another bloody thing to remember. I cant keep on top of all this! I tried shower wanking the other day, my laptop still hasn't fucking dried out! "Ducks bill colour gives STD clue" Thanks BBC, this will really help me keep my part.
Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!" wolve lol Pages: 1 2 3. 15 « previous next ».
The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master.
I was downloading a video from the net about how germs can cause flu. I ended up with a streaming cold. The police have arrested me for the murder of my wife saying it was a pre meditated attack, but Im pretty confident I will.
In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too.
And I want you to shoot him in the dick, for obvious reasons. His friend replies, "I think I can get that in one shot." Heather bulldog eating mayonnaise  hahahahahahahahahaha FUBAR! can't wait to hear gummo's reaction lmao.
Wolve lol good one FUBAR! thanks i'll keep em cumming rofl heres another. Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board.
I'm a newly wed and I'm really tired of how many people who have had failed marriages feel its their right to tell me how marriage is a terrible idea and we're just going to end up depressed and dried up like they did.
Your stuff is lying on the floor and. You'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! What a man hears. blah blah blah blah blah C'MON! YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
It's a job I work. more. Here's the hard realities Vancouver dummies. Men in Vancouver bitch about Vancouver women,. more Present Future Oh my. got myself all stirred up by a blonde haired beauty and I suspect she feels the same.
Ive never been to yoga in my entire life. prawdziwy 666 Mr Doctor how to recognize that i have a  memory loss? I told you this yesterday FUBAR! A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town.
Doesn't matter anyway. You have changed. more I want you Our jobs are too significant for taboo office romance. But I fucking want you. more Sensitive Today I'm having one of those days where I feel really shitty at my job.
A young man went up to his father and asked him, "Can I have twenty bucks for a blow job?" His father said, "I don't know. Are you any good?" A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night.